Most people wait a whole year for their birthday
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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But it's harder for February people because the other months are longer
Found Ken M’s alt
Amazing
I want to upvote you but you are at +29 right now and I feel that’s appropriate
But it makes sense because you have Christmas, then new year, then birthday then nothing for the rest of the year
Imagine being born on December 28th
There's also Mid Autumn Festival
Kinda mid tho
Most but not all of them 😔😔😔
Most?
Leap day people have to wait four, the poor souls.
Yeah but by the time the rest of us are 80, they're just starting their twenties. Long lifespan hack.
I waited 12 months last year and now a whole year? This is bullshit!
tbh such things should be illegal. Even worse for feb29-ers who have to wait four whole years.
Hey, Februarians have to wait a year + January. Think about Mayers who have to wait a year, then see Januarians,.Februarians, Martians and Fools celebrate their birthdays while waiting.
Damn, I just looked it up and it turns out my birthday is next year.
People born in february 29th waiting 4 years for their birthday:
Why is this man in so many modern b&W films?
We crazy people.
I sympathize with Februarians. This is an outrage.