this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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Imagine looking for quality content on c/shitpost

This meme created by (b/j)eans gang.

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[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to make the histogram Jean-textured

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 81 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I knew this skill would come in handy one day.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No no, the weary sagejak should have a jloak

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fuuuckin' hell. I don't know if I can keep up with this. We're gonna need a highly trained squad of elite jeaners.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now it's too high quality for shitposts! I've deepfried it out of an abundance of caution

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Ahhhh much better. Thanks!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The meme has fulfilled its jestiny 10/10

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jesus Christ, well I guess I got what I asked for. A highly trained squad of elite jeaners.

...What have we done...

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I gochu fam ^^^

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Sagejak, you say?

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Thank you 🙏

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

The meme is in the comments

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

No. Sorry. Cannnot cum. Need bean jeans.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I recall correctly, long long ago, in the before time, people were posting screenshots of screenshots of screenshots of memes that had already been completely annihilated previously. Something like that, it was so long ago and I'm not a historian.

Personally I think this is progress.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 13 points 8 months ago

i’m saying!

“pls give us original content”

“wait not like that”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I don't understand this whole new idea of "shitpost vs shit post." They're the same thing. That's where the term shitpost came from. Posts that are shit. Asking for quality shitposts is like asking for a well done rare steak. You can't have it both ways.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm interpreting the lecture posts/comments as even shittier than the rest of the stuff here. Something for us all to aspire to--perhaps one day I will reach such shitty heights myself.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

But isn't !pissposting@lemmy.world the next lower tier format? Is jeansposting even lower? The pissedpants of posts?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Burn, Forrest, burrrrn!!

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm an old person that's been around since the "Why can't I hold all these limes" days and I'd disagree. Shitposting as an art is posting random shit. Weird shit. Irrelevant shit. But always funny shit. That's where the term came from imo

It actually takes a bit of a sense of humour to recognise it and/or create it, and AI kinda takes that away

Just my opinion, yours can be different

[–] KermitLeFrog@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I mean personally what bothers me about it is that it's all AI-generated. Personally seeing an AI image just kills any potential humor. Even the lowest effort of slapping two images on top of each other in PowerPoint would be preferable. And in fact the lack of effort in and of itself can be funny there too. But there's nothing creative or interesting about asking an AI image generator to make a funny image imo

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

creative or interesting

I think you're in the wrong community for that.

Honestly, I sympathize with you on the AI-generated stuff, I'm not a fan in more serious contexts. But this is shitpost, so anything (not rule-breaking) goes. There are other places for creativity and interesting content.

[–] KermitLeFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What internet are y'all living on where shitposting was never creative or interesting?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Not saying it can't be (lots of it is) but having high expectations doesn't seem in line with it.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

creative or interesting

I think you're in the wrong community for that.

You're making shit posts and thinking they're shitposts, aren't you?

[–] deranger@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I dislike AI for just about everything, except memes and shitposts. It’s a great fit

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 4 points 8 months ago

Shitposts are low effort content, what's more low effort then telling a computer to make something for you?

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee -4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, because fucking Stable Diffusion prompts write and tweak themselves.

That on top of generating tens of images with the same prompt until getting exactly what you want.

Tell me you haven't used AI image generation without telling me you haven't used AI image generation.

[–] KermitLeFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, it's so hard to come up with different words to get the pretty image I want!!1!1!1!!1! It's not hard, you're just a dumbass who thinks your effort is more valuable than it is

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It seems you lack that creativity you talk about so much when you need to resort to name calling to back up your argument.

But I guess someone who has never used AI and just seems to hate it has nothing better to say.

Don't expect further replies.

[–] girl@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

sir this is ~~Wendy’s~~ c/shitpost

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

None of us are the person on the right

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I'd argue with you if I could remember which direction is right and which is left.

[–] Sigmatank@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So... Are the memes all going to be -eans based? Do I need to start collecting some pictures of various deans for the next wave?

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 8 months ago

Hm. Sounds like a very principled concept!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Couldn't hurt

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bring back bean memes

Instructions unclear. Jring jack jean jemes?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I jant junderstand your jaccent

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Sponje Bobj jeference, jice.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 8 months ago

Jean memes are beans memes in denin.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I don’t like this jeme template

[–] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I was on the left tail of that distribution at first, ngl

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago