The Kool-Aid Man is the only person whom you can be 100% sure isn't full of shit.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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Unless he has an intestinal tear...
Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.
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There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.
It’s called money
Yeah, I know a few humans that also trade the blood of their species for that same perverse incentive.
9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.
They prefer Flavor Aid.
So embarrassing when my friends from the other cult come over and we have the store brand suicide drink.
Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?
I can hardly wait to "well ackshually" some unsuspecting person with this information
Um, actually.*
RIP Mike Trapp. May you go on to better pastures... At Disney apparently.
Wait Mike left Dropout? Who is going to host the show now???
Ify Nwadiwe!
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Awe hell yeah I can get down with Ify!!! What a good new host choice!
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High blood sugar not high pee sugar
not mutually exclusive
indeed. urine with high sugar content has been associated with diabetes since at least the 5th/6th century BC.
Could be worse though, could have been Maple Syrup Urine Disease
MSUD affects 1 in 4 adult Canadians
Drink of his blood and be saved (from dehydration).
But not diabetes! OH YEAH!
Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?
The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.
It's a clear exoskeleton
The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.
Jesus : "Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink."
Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: "Oh yeah!"
I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher
He looks single walled to me, yet he is not sweating (condensating).
Curious.
Bonus:
Does anyone else's mind make the crack go wakawakawaka and start eating pellets
I think there's some trickery afoot. His true nature is being concealed
This doesn't make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can't rule out magical reinforcement.
The fluid inside him isn't used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.
Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid
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This seems like a pretty reasonable hypothesis. I see only one possible flaw. Golems are known for their extreme stupidity. Only being able to follow the literal meaning of restrictions and not talking. How does that fit into the Kool-aid man golem hypothesis? This is important we need to know.
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Oh yeah?
I can see how a llm, trained on the full body of western work, might decide 'blood' to be the favorable answer.
Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade
I thought I learned about Wumbo... There's a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?
So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?
The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?
I think it's more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn't create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.
These are the important questions.
And the pee is the filtered Kool Aid.
Lemonade flavor Kool aid
finally someone asked a pertinent question
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Our urine is practically derived from blood, so yes.
Correct answer would have been "yes".
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