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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

You make memes on the internet sir, people in glass houses..

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why is he saying no? I think that is what spiritual means .

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, there is no spiritual without spirits. Or alcohol.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

alcohol is a holy substance designed to allow man to communicate with God's holy machines (cars) more efficiently and deeply

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 8 months ago

Gatekeeping spiritually is ugly.

[–] ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Nah, just a incel upset that they got rejected again

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Guy: doesn't like superstitious bullshit

You: heh, incel

Crazy, like literal super sleuth detective work here.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This boiler plate women dumb men smart mysgonsy meme is typical incel BS.

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[–] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Their guess sounds really plausible though

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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know off topic. Why does everyone assume the big bad wants a throne room? Like if I was given unlimited resources I don't think I would sit in a chair all day in a boring ass room. That's like what some reptile in human form would do.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

such a negative way to put it. I smoke weed. Into geology. Who doesn't like fossils right?

And who doesn't have some kind of internal monologue, even if it's just the 'haha you fucked that up nicely' sarcasm when you bang your feet on some furniture? slandering all those decent, fine things with spirituality seems rude, and uncalled for.

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That was my reaction as well.

"I do have voices in my head. They're called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience."

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

“I do have voices in my head. They’re called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience.”

Well put!

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Op is not immune to propaganda

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[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't care I will date her

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Always has been.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 8 months ago

Yup, but on the flip side if she smoked rocks and collected weed now we're onto something.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dude just described spirituality 🤷

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There are plenty of men also into this tendency of hipster spiritualism - Alistair Crowley and all that shit, Terrence McKenna, wild body piercings and tattoos - so it might have been a fifty-fifty chance that the caricature would have landed on either gender.

I wonder what the crowd reaction would be if it was a couple in there, instead of just a single female.

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Death cult dudes be like "whereas I only fall under one of those"

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, she's spiritual. Good thing none of that is up to you.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"They are minerals, Marie!"

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

Holy shit...am I spiritual too?

[–] Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not spiritual and i still hear voices

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Don't smoke weed then, trust me on this.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It's whatever do what you want, just don't take it seriously.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago
[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
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