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[–] blazera@kbin.social 64 points 7 months ago (15 children)

wait til you hear about bank accounts

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They make their money by investing mine. In return, they provide me a safe place for my cash and financial services. Fair deal. I'm OK with that.

Having said that, fuck banks for private individuals. Go credit union, all the way. And while we're at it, call your bank and tell them you don't want overdraft protection. They have to turn off the NSF fees, and that's not my opinion and it's not negotiable. It's law in the US.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just found out about credit unions. Banks, but non-profit. How did I not think of this earlier!?

[–] onion@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And now you learn about housing co-ops: Renting, but non-profit!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yes! And Community Land Trusts. I don't know what this political position is called but I totally support it. Perhaps 'Fairtrade Capitalism?'

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Bruh, this is literally Market Socialism.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's socialism, baby!

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My local uni has a credit union and no one uses anything else lol

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

>Visit a park for free

> Realize that you're theoretically owing everyone in town roughly $0.01 for your "free" stay

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not really, that's what I'm paying taxes for

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Listen here, buddy, we can either suspend our beliefs the easy way or the hard way for the sake of this joke!

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that and unlimited military action around the world

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The second one not really, the German army is staying mostly at home these days

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

#JustLibertarianThings

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (4 children)

As an accountant I've listened to several colleagues talk for hours about dialing in their W-2's, some even under withholding and making quarterly payments to make up the difference. Calculating exactly what they are saving and investing that into a seperate account.

Probably spending more in fees than they're saving. Let alone the time invested. I'm perfectly fine with the government slowly accumulating 1% of my income extra over the course of a year and sending it back later personally.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

$1,000 is a nice little windfall to get back in February or March.

$1,000 is a lot of money to suddenly have to come up with before April 15.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be that hard for normal paycheck people. Just set the deductions so you owe money trial by error style. As long as you get enough of a raise each year you won't owe a penalty.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

This is kinda what I do, I work out of state so I have been tweaking to get my state refund for one match the balance for the other because I'm too broke otherwise.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

My employer sells "stocks" to employees that don't show anywhere and you can only sell them back to the company after two year. Exchange also isn't immediate. Company chooses the date.

They really want people to buy those things and are heavily campaigning for it.

They also give a small amount of these stocks as bonuses to people that have performed well.

When I say to people that buying those "stocks" just gives the company free loan, they look at me weird.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Do these socks appreciate or pay a dividend?

[–] neptune@dmv.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, stock is basically a loan to the company. Sure, if a company always new it was going to grow at a certain rate and life were guaranteed they could give everyone an exact raise....

Instead they say "here is a bonus, its built on a gamble. Here's is monopoly money that might be worth 10% more in two years, or maybe the company will be bankrupt and you will be unemployed."

Would it be better to get a cash bonus or a raise of similar value? Sure.

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Yeah you could have made $1.35 in interest!

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same with everything we invest; RRSP, TFSA, even our own money from our accounts is used by them

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of one of the 'warnings' they gave us in basic training - tldr is that the folks in finance are just as dumb as the rest of us, and invariably there are a couple recruits in every batch that have their first paycheck MAJORLY fucked up.

Like, instead of the $400 we're supposed to get, we'd get like $40,000 cuz of some fat-finger fuckup in Excel.

The warning was "DO NOT TOUCH a single cent of money you're not supposed to have, cuz they WILL notice and you WILL have to pay it back!"

...which in my mind translated to: "If you win the finance fuckery lottery, all your loans just became 0% interest!!"

I was not one of the lucky ones. Q_Q

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't know how that works with the feds, but I worked IT for a private payroll firm. If we fucked up and put extra money in your account, that was your money. We had no means of taking it back. None.

Imagine the possible scams if it wasn't that way!

Caveat: If the bank fucks up and deposits too much, while that's on them, you don't get to keep the funds.

I'll note: American employees, while not having the protections we should have, probably get more than you think. If you start work for us and I send you a $3,500 MacBook, and you quit next week? LOL, keep it. HR can't hold your last check or any other such thing.

[–] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Was the benefactor of finance mistake in military. It's not your money, it's the government's. They take it back. You have no defense and no rights.

Bonus is if they screw up and give you $25k extra like they did me, you can pay it back as 10% of your base income, interest free. Turned out to be a 0% interest 3 year car loan for me!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This assumes tax return is because of over-withholding. If you're like me with a young family and low-ish income you pay $0 in federal taxes and get a bunch back for EIC, child tax credits, etc. I'm just excited because I'll be able to fully pay off some of the debts that have been hanging over me and largely not shrinking at all next month

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 5 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna be straight. In reality I'm absolutely fine with taxes. It's just funny to think about it as in the meme.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So I’d make a few bucks in interest off it. I’d rather give it to them for a nice little payday around March and to not have the stress of trying to hit close to zero without owing.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yep! You're making pennies on bank interest. Dial in your W4 tight if you wish, but the feds aren't getting much over on ya.

[–] RiderExMachina@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

With my current bank, my return would have gotten me nearly $100 in interest over the last year.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Surely the list of countries/governments that don't ever even bother to give their citizens a tax return is much longer than the ones that do.

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[–] JPJones@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. You'd have spent it on bullshit, anyways, but now you have a nice chunk to blow all at once!

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This. Every year I tax some percent above what's necessary, and clap with glee when I get some extra income.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

While this might be correct, I disagree with this as a philosophy.

A) most people in this country don’t have cash reserves to pay an underpaid tax bill.

B) most people don’t have the investment acumen to properly invest monies not withheld on taxes to benefit from not paying as much on their income.

C) They just spend the money because most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, and because A and B.

So for most people I would say that judicious overpayment of tax on the W4 resulting in a minor or modest tax refund is probably better all-around. That money will go right back into the economy or pay off some debt.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It kind of feels like a year-long savings account. Once a year, we have enough money to do something like pay for new gutters.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yep. We tend to view it the same way. The return is pretty small most of the time, but it’s something.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

If the government is going to use that interest free loan to give people healthcare, then I'm fine with it.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not much different than having it in a chequing account except that I'm less likely to spend it on something stupid.

1 year GIC rates are pretty good (4-5%) but considering that 50% of people under 55 can't afford a $1000 surprise expense it's not really a question of getting a handful of dollars from interest that the government could have given you to invest.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

See facts like this make me wonder if a Norway style sovereign wealth fund could be developed to close the gaps in people's quality of life and what they've put into working.

It's not like the US is short on natural resource wealth to invest as the principle, and put together with a restructured tax regime it could significantly reduce the net burden for most americans, and especially the most misfortuned americans.

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