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[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 76 points 8 months ago

This does not spark joy

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wish it was that easy to make croissants

[–] ipha@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Is this… a bug report?

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (8 children)

It has coleslaw so it's healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meh, I'd still eat it... A really good croissant would be worth it

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago

Protein is healthy for you.:-)

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I did not need to see this!

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Welp, that settles it, I'm making croissants this week

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That maggot doesn't really exist....any more

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Close; Austria.

[–] Jeom@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] 15liam20@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces."

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Well at least we have that in common.

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[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

[–] objectionist@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

they call it land shrimp

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.

Still good eating.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

This is a bug planet.

[–] innermeerkat@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Little help, please?

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.

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