Led me to this wonderful list
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool
"Clarence, I have a slight headache"
"Me too, Geoffrey"
Conversely, spotted this recently
NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"
One of these makes more sense to me... :p
Beaney museum in Canterbury
Sometimes more than one ๐คฎ
Why not Zoidberg?
(V)(,;,,;,)(V)
(all the pictures in the slideshow are of tower bridge too)
(NGL it's actually not bad though)
Ahhh les petites cellules grises ๐ง