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[–] Davel23@kbin.social 37 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

That's exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago

It's ironic.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

~Meh~ Mela is in Wenatchee, Washington

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Here, I zoomed out further for reference:

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We want to make sure nobody gets lost so heres a bit more

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

👑

(Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)

[–] Sticker@lemy.nl 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Maybe that's one reason there's a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I read, "Mela", though I also thought "meh" at first

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 28 points 7 months ago

The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I won't go back to the office. It's just too scary with all those raptors

[–] explodicle@local106.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

That's what the raptors want us to think.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I think it's "mela".

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I agree. I'm gonna risk the raptors.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

If you haven't already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bet raptors would appreciate my humor

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They would laugh as they ate your face.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

you're just saying that because you don't appreciate my humor /s

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

better not to risk it indeed

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who's not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I'm afraid we're all doomed.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only the Tastiest Livers can be Saved.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I feel like somehow your comment is more relevant to this post

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are other coffee shops.

[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?

[–] waz@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They mean velociraptor, but they're called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so...

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"velociraptor"

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn't want to run into one.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 7 months ago

They probably mean this Raptor

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But are you safe from Raptors?

Yes! They're extinct.

Or perhaps that's exactly what they want us to think...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Yet another failing of the public education system

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

What if they learn to open doors?

[–] DingoBilly@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Lol they're so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don't see them much.