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So because some people are reckless, all people should be unable to fix their shit?

It's also a drinking song!

Yeah crackheads are just always getting up to some nonsense to get money for more crack, or at least so I thought

Oh no not it's no tits

How can they prove guilt? Innocent until proven guilty under English common law, right?

"As with many modern scientific creature-names, it was coined in Modern Latin from Greek elements, so it might be allowed to partake of Latin grammar in forming the plural"

Literally from the link you provided. It was coined initially in the language of modern latin, from Greek roots, certainly, but the word objectively and literally comes from modern latin.

Smartest man involved, cephalus was!

Nope! Octopuses, octopuses, and octopi are all correct afaik

Exactly. I think that's what the sentiment of the person you're replying to was as well.

In the US they usually just hit you with trumped up charges for daring to do something. When the keystone xl pipeline was being built some protesters crawled inside so they couldn't continue working... those protesters were charged with attempted murder iirc (because it was dangerous for them to crawl inside the pipeline or some bs).

POV: you're reading the comment of somebody that doesn't cook for themselves

All English words that don't have a specific pluralization (eg mouse, mice) can be pluralized with either an s or an es. It's also a Latin and Greek root, so it can be pluralized as you did, in the Latin way, or the Greek way (Thesauroi), or alternatively with the s/es ending, all of which are correct!