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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 80 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Really? Bastard is getting censored now?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And shite censoring at that. You can still see the damn word.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No. All I see is "baard", and I'm confused. What is a "rat baard"?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Very dangerous if it rolls a nat 20.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Rodent Shakespeare

[–] hark@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I remember thinking the age of censorship was over with the death of television. Naive me didn't realize it was advertisers who were the driving force behind that censorship. Not sure why it's being censored here, other than censorship being so pervasive that people feel that's just what they're supposed to do.

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Yep, I said that word on Reddit and got banned. They explicitly said I was banned because of the word 'bastard' when I use it to refer to a guy who cheated on his wife

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, technically speaking, he's a cheater, not a bastard.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 17 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's the kid that was born 9 months later who is the bastard.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Well I can see why! It's hard to know the man's parentage just from that amount of information. Perhaps his parents were married at the time of birth.

Any potential child born from the affair would be a bastard, though, unless the man divorced his wife to remarry.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

H*ck yeah it is

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

One of my cats (who is very sweet but a tad mentally handicapped) likes to try to get into people's food while they're eating it. Especially my toddler's, who is an easy target. Poultry and sliced turkey are her most popular choices. She had a bit of a rough life before we wound up with her, and has a mild food insecurity (when it suits her) and what seems like a streak of ferality despite her love for affection.

Anyway, whenever I catch her sneaking a piece of food off a plate, I go, "GET OUTTA HERE, YA FUCKIN' RAT!", and she runs off, sometimes with a piece of food, then stops to devour it and/or furiously lick her feet and play it off cool. It's annoying, but she's loved, and I guess at the end of the day the vibe just wouldn't be right it she wasn't a fuckin' rat every now and then.

It's the sodium that will get her one of these days. But ya live like a rat, ya fuckin' die like a rat.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

She is very sweet though 😊.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the original book he wasn't a mouse, but instead a 'small mouse-like boy' born to human parents.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah... I wouldn't enjoy it as much if it was "honey I shrunk my little bro."