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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 119 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Um acthually, that's a toilet pipe since the smoke doesn't bubble through the water.

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 48 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Exactly, you would need to place your mouth over the entire toilet seat to use that as a bong.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not the seat. The rim. The seat doesn't create a seal.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Kin, wake up. New rimjob just dropped.

[–] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Hold my bong

[–] Basil@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago

Hear me out, stretch a condom over the toilet seat and cut a hole in the tip

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Lmao thanks for that mental image

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Direct vent to sewer gasses...

"It's mostly Maui Waui, but it's got some Labrador in it"

Gotta be a couple folks in here old enough to catch that one, right? ;)

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Grandma's boy?

EDIT

I should have guessed it was the duo of dankness, Cheech and Chong.

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

My father wasnt a great role model, so I got to see that movie on the big screen as a little kid.

The dog shit joint was one of the few parts I really comprehended completely, and the direct line to the sewer immediately made me think of it :)

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm just old enough to know the reference but not where it's from

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Cheech and Chong, I think it was Up in Smoke, but it could have been Nice Dreams. Those are the only two Cheech and Chong movies I have seen.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Good shit man

[–] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Love the 420 on the left

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago

My god... Look at the size of that nug!

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a patent number for this? Would make a fun print from those services that frame any patent for you.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Patent number?

napalm juice

[–] Zapp_Brannigan@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

This is for jenkem clearly

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah yes, The Anarchist Cookbook...

HOW IT STARTED | HOW IT'S GOING

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

The painter didnt und erstand the purpose of a bong. It needs to BUBBLE THROUGH THE WATER to get cold and (in this case not really) clean.

If you tunnel through the water with a hose, you have made an toilet-water-tank-pipe with extra steps - neglecting the whole point of having a toilet