this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 113 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Good news is you know exactly where they are.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I think the liquified corpses are going to stay inside their wetsuits

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would like to know where you exactly are

[–] Gilles_D@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Above you. And now you’re sandwiched 😏

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There was a diving team outside.

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

M--m-multikill

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

It remindsh me of the heady days of Shputnik and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh.

[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

extreme look of distrust intensifies

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I read that as "shark cum" and was about to figure out a way to hit someone across the back of their head over the internet.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey that could be a whole new superhero backstory; a group of divers get hit with a nuclear submarine SONAR pulse and turn into shark cum.

I'm copyrighting the idea right now.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago

Furbot search "transformation_through_technology cum_tranformation shark"

[–] Triple_B@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 months ago

Is that the Nautilus? SONAR hasn't looked like that in a while. Also, they dead.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sonar use actual sound waves to find things, and the intensity of it is so great that it can kill you. Basically, your brain explodes from how powerful it is.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

gotcha, thanks!