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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 106 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, you don't need any of those things to enjoy either movie.

[–] SpookySnek@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Phew, I only have an IELTS score of 8, I was worried there for a sec

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago

This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won't eat it.

[–] Vub@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (8 children)
[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yup. Probably didn't even watch Barbie. Or Oppenheimer for that matter.

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[–] Pelicanen@midwest.social 12 points 11 months ago

I'm hoping that he's just making a joke about social ineptitude rather than making sexist claims.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

That’s what is unfortunate about some of these jokes. I find them funny, but most of the times it turns out that the intention was incel-ish. Reddit’s subreddit, DankMemes, is a prime example of this, you think you just saw a harmless sex based joke and then you jump into the comments and you find out the truth.

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 45 points 11 months ago

You can also watch either movie if you're stupid and alone. I should know because I did it.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's actually much harder to watch Oppenheimer, because you have to see him say his famous catchphrase in a scene that could show John Green how to make sex more awkward

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

He says, as Tatlock remounts him with the book in hand. "It's ancient sumerian, and translates to... It's Oppen-time-r"

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And it diminished the value of that phrase.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. It's an absolute fucking insult to the man. He didn't actually feel any of the gravity of the situation when he remarked "now I am become death, destroyer of worlds," he wasn't making a reference to a religious text, he just remembered that cool time he had sex and his lover dismounted, walked over to the bookcase, pulled a random book off the shelf, and asked "what does this means?" before getting back on

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

pulled a random book off the shelf

Interestingly enough, this is where Serge Tankian got some of the lyrics for "Chop Suey".

[–] onichama@feddit.de 26 points 11 months ago

Easy, just be the girl yourself

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where is the shitposting here? This is just straight up incel cringe.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where is the incelness in this?

Seems like a self roast about not getting girls

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

People in here lack humor to such a degree that they can't even recognise a joke.

[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

incel cringe

Internet user can’t detect a joke

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 11 months ago

Tfw you're the woman who fit both criteria

No no that's not me, i'm a guy who's dumb as fuck.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (13 children)

I would watch Barbie 500x before I watch Oppenheimer again. That movie was made for people with 10 second attention spans and that cinematographer should be arrested. Im surprised people didnt get epilepsy watching Oppenheimer.

[–] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Skill issue. Just reading the Wikipedia article on the Manhattan Project would have given you most of the knowledge you need. I watched Oppenheimer and Barbie and liked both for different reasons.

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[–] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is there a debate? Why do we care? Just watch the movies you like and don't fucking gate keep maybe?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm gonna beach off every guy in here that hasn't seen Barbie.

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 11 months ago

Why do you need a girl to go with for Barbie? If you want to watch it, just fucking watch it. Who cares what people think.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Big dick energy!

With all the horses in that movie, it's one of the most masculine movies ever made!

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[–] Cringe2793@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why not both? Or none? Why are these two films compared even?

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Quick, somebody make a meme of "the virgin Oppenheimer vs the Margot Barbie", I need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign!

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who didn't care to watch either of them?

[–] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You're not like other girls, are you?

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[–] weebkent@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

You aren't the only one, i haven't watched them either.

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Actually Barbie and Oppenheimer are a butch4femme couple.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Watching Oppenheimer is just easier on the soul.

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Lol these are the two.movies that were playing when i last went to the drive in movie theatre near me

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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