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submitted 10 months ago by TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] vsis@feddit.cl 127 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Arcaeologisis: They were close friends. Roomates.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God they were roommates.

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Mama Louie's not gay, he's... creative!

[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 25 points 10 months ago

Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 105 points 10 months ago (3 children)

#WirelessApplicationProtocol

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

#wirelessaccesspoint

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

#WebAssProxy

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

#NotBensWife

[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

NotPennysBoat

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 104 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The #wap makes it funnier.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What's the author think it stands for?

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the nature of them posting an adult's arm with this tattoo, they know exactly that it stands for and put it in there for additional laughs.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

If it was a real post, that person is obviously trolling.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

Worship and prayers

[–] MidRomney@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

White American Protestant

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I’ve always heard Anglo- Saxon but American also works haha

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 89 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

[–] reflex@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

Scissor stepsisters? 😏

[–] Anders@lemdro.id 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shit!I just realized what the band was named after.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Just now? :p

Return to Oz is my shit though, for real.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I don't feel like dancing.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I wanna have a kiki.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's funny that Satan is living rent free in this person's brain...

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Literal mental illness.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With such biceps, this “little girl” needs no protection from a Satan.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Scissor me timbers!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Jonathan Livingston Fellacio!

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The hashtag is appropriate.

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

#we are praying lol

[–] theUnlikely@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh thaaaaat's what she was trying to say.

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah I thought it trolled a little too hard at first, but when someone else pointed out what it ‘meant’ I feel like if they’re trolling they got it just right.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 11 points 10 months ago

#worried ass parent

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago

WET AT POOL

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This also looks like an adults arm, making this parent even more stupid.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

it could be a picture of someone with the same tattoo they found on the internet

but yeah generally when someone is able to get a tattoo without their parents consent they're probably over 18

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Definitely satanic. It’s a camouflaged Square & Compass. Your girl and her bestie have joined the Freemasons!

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I've heard plenty of their evil mesonry rituals

[–] CycloneWolf@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Everybody loves The Acclaimed

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Daughter confirmed not a cop.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yo, listen.

[–] Montagge@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Scissor me, Daddy Ass!

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Sapho and her friend.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think those two are a bit more than "best friends"

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Friendship knows no limits!

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

#wet ass pussy

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Denim jacket and all

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