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[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn't another conspiracy theory? I'm just so confused

[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish that I had Chesse's girl

I read PenisDuckCuck9001's comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?

That's what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To paraphrase Office Space:

Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to "think different?"

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

[–] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I just read the "Christmas Message" from our CEO, I will paraphrase, "thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!" Wish I could quit.

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!

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