My first cat used to sneak into my cupboard and sleep in there. I had no idea until one day I got home from work and was making supper. I reached into the cupboard to grab a plate and felt something big and furry instead.

I (~must of~) must have sounded like a 10 year old school girl. Nearly ended up being an unscheduled laundry day.

Edited to keep the grammar police happy.

[+] M137@lemm.ee -14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Must have*

"Must of" isn't a thing, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Same as "could/should/would of" isn't correct. Learn basic grammar.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

You're being unnecessarily rude, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Learn basic manners.

[–] boyi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah. You're a bit direct but I do need a person like you to point things up for something I did wrong unintentionally.

However I wonder if any native speaker don't realize there's something wrong with these sentences. Even a non-native like me can see that. Maybe it's intentionally done; they know it's not correct but they just want to keep up with the wrong trend.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kitty no! That's poison!

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Crumply crinkly. Want.

[–] Duranie@midwest.social -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kitty isn't actually eating Cheetos. This is a photo from a seance and they've connected to the spirit of the original Chester Cheetah. This is simply ectoplasm being expelled.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

What? You either need to be taking more or less of your drugs. But you are definitely not taking the right amount of drugs right now.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 9 months ago

Thank god my cat aren't that smart

[–] June@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That cat knows what it’s doing is bad. What a little shithead.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They definitely know. My dog waits until I’m not around to get into the things she’s not supposed to have.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Same with my cats and jumping on the counter. They won't do it while I'm in the kitchen but as soon as I leave the room it's a free-for-all.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Cat burglar.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it's loki from the loki show tiktok <3 i love him 🥹

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Petty the thief.....

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What am I missing? I don't see anything in the picture

[–] soliloquy@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

On a browser click the image and it'll open a gif