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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Given that you can't even do laser removal near the eyes, I'm putting my money on that being makeup/a shop.

Also the white in the teeth doesn't look like white tattoo ink, unless it's super fresh

Edit for source: I too have many a tattoo

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Generally agree. but the line work here looks exactly like line work for tatoos on skin. If it was drawn on, you wouldn't have the green bleeding out and in to the line work. That happens because the colors are mixing sub-dermally, just below the surface of the skin. This is generally because your fill needles are huge bundles of several needles and they always tend to bleed into/under the black line work. That's why you need extremely thick, well defined lines so it can hide the color fills bleeding through. In this case, it looks like some of the color got through.

The white as well is pretty spot on for white inkwork. That's the white color you get only for the first few months of a color tattoo.

Honestly, I think this is legit.

Could be wrong, but it looks real.

Source: I have many, many tattoos over much of my body, and several in color with white accents that looked exactly like this for the first few months after it healed.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Could be having fun with tattoo practice.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It looks real to me. White ink looks really good for a few months to a year before it starts to look gross and yellow.

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm not sure you can even get tattoos that close to the eye...or can you?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You can definitely get both your eyelids and your eyeballs tattooed.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

tattooing eyeballs

A high risk procedure that will ruin the eye and render you blind if done wrong.

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about eyeball tattooing.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, can't those blind you? I wouldn't want to get a bunch of pretty ink in my cornea just for that to happen.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Possibly? My main objection was the needles in the eye.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can get permanent eyeliner via a technique called microblading, but it's not usually done by tattoo artists.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

There are artists that do permanent makeup that isn't microblading, but iirc the technique is pretty different than most other areas of the body, so most don't bother with it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Naw dawg, you gotta save your monies and learn to live with that one.

[–] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I would like to advertise my compromised judgement and a tramp stamp just won't do."

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I want something that makes a tramp stamp look classy"

"Say no more, just fill out these legal waivers"

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

At least a tramp stamp you can just cover up.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My wife's shop just won't do face tattoos unless you already have one, or its something tiny like a heart by the ear or something.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I want a tiny heart by the ear, and after that make my whole face look like a demonic skull."

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Congrats red team. You privilege escalated yourself to victory. Enjoy your face tat of a demon skull.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think you're only option there is a face transplant

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe a reverse Micheal Jackson?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Do you think he'll get a Nic Cage or a Travolta face?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Here's my congratulations on this fella reaching the "find out" so soon after the "fuck around"