Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?
I would.
In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.
In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.
In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.
By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.
Finally: where can I get a copy?
You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof
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A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force
Damn that sentence went downhill FAST
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Ah yes, my favorite paintings; "The Woman is Coughing," "Cat," "Tequila," and "In The Ass Autumn"
Thank you.
There's some provocative work by the artist.
Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.
wheres that damn butterfly??
It's right above the letter W.
If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem
Looks like OPs mom to me
Can confirm, just witnessed this
That's cropped porn, isn't it.
A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock
I see your mom.
I see intestines in the middle.
The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲
I hope you find the penis of your dreams
I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there
The digestive system.
I also saw it at first. But then a hand holding a mushroom. And then a hand holding the smurf cat.
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Someone is getting some brain 🤔
A coughing woman.
I don't think she's coughing.
Depends on how much practice she has.
Like like an abstraction of human intestines.
Intestines.
I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.
A woman that needs to go back to bong school.
Someone eating to many pringles.
Yeah I see a butterfly too... When I dismiss half the painting.
Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.
And chest. When you're coughing that hard it's hard to not be sore all over.
I see someone very hungry.
Someone holding ice cream
A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.
I see an obese anthropomorphic bird trying to take a nap. Not exactly sure what that says about me.
I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.
2 girls 1 cup?
I see the same but with hard serve
I see Makora from jujutsu kaisen
Someone shitting into there hand
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