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[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 87 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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[–] superfes@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, my favorite paintings; "The Woman is Coughing," "Cat," "Tequila," and "In The Ass Autumn"

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you.

There's some provocative work by the artist.

[–] lwuy9v5@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wheres that damn butterfly??

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

It's right above the letter W.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

[–] joystick@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

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[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Can confirm, just witnessed this

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago

That's cropped porn, isn't it.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

[–] Koordinator_O@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I see a warped version of the "I want you for us army" poster

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I see your mom.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

I see intestines in the middle.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

[–] snazzles@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope you find the penis of your dreams

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never had a jolly rancher?

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 months ago

I also saw it at first. But then a hand holding a mushroom. And then a hand holding the smurf cat.

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[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you liked that one, you'll love "double barrel".

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[–] South_Sider@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Someone is getting some brain 🤔

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Greggo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think she's coughing.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Depends on how much practice she has.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Like like an abstraction of human intestines.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Intestines.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where is this butterfly you speak of?

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the guy in Mallrats who couldn't see the sailboat rn.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A woman that needs to go back to bong school.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Someone eating to many pringles.

[–] Insig@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah I see a butterfly too... When I dismiss half the painting.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

And chest. When you're coughing that hard it's hard to not be sore all over.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I see someone very hungry.

[–] georgette@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Someone holding ice cream

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.

[–] Nahk@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I see an obese anthropomorphic bird trying to take a nap. Not exactly sure what that says about me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

2 girls 1 cup?

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

I see the same but with hard serve

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I see Makora from jujutsu kaisen

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Someone shitting into there hand

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