100_percent_a_bot

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[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

From what I understand, our chancellor has long claimed that we would need to control the missiles ourselves, which would possibly make us a belligerent. According to these leaks this isn't the case. This will increase pressure on shipping them to Ukraine so Russia may have shot itself in the foot once again.

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Nah bro let him cook

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just curious, would a 17 year old with an AK count as a child in this statistic?

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are people upset about that, it's a good joke

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Wir wollen es! Wir brauchen es! Meine Taaaaurusssss!

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (10 children)

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for "warranty replacement" to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Ich mag Züge

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (15 children)

I want that shirt

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago

I'm not a shill (and objectively right) but do you know how I can apply? I have these beliefs anyways, might as well get paid

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I don't recall insulting myself. And no, you're lying when you say that Israel does indiscriminate bombings and just willy nilly killing civilians. Not even the ICJ case you're probably soying out over tries to allege that. If they were, there would be at least half a million dead by now.

The people in Gaza are already radicalized and have been for years - jike nazi Germany before the war. That's btw a way better nazi comparison. Just like nazi Germany, the hamas regime is now bombed into submissions and despite everything I'm hopeful that things will continue like with post ww2 Germany with hardcore deradicalization programs in cooperation with the surrounding states.

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