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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Nice to see there are some military members who aren't so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So you are in the military

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Probably the japanese one

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can't condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

[–] dsemy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

[–] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don't look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. It's the lower enlisted people who haven't been in as long and aren't fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

[–] TooLazyDidntName@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That and the guard!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone's bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir, this is the Air Force...we don’t do that sort of thing.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Abso-fucking-lutely

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.