My teachers always told me that handwriting is more personal than typing, so that check out!

I think it's just a heartwarming thought

“I’ll give you one boulder for a cow.” “Ok, it’s a deal.” “Cool, cool. The boulder over in so-and-so’s field is your now. Pleasure doing business with you.”

This is how gold standard currencies work (or used to work). Most western currencies like the US dollar used to be permanently pegged to a specific value of gold kept in national treasuries (the Bretton-Woods system), and the dollar was meant to be redeemable for this gold. But because of the impracticality of handling and storing actual physical metals actual trade was almost never handled in gold.

In reality, the US financial system already kind of runs like your "dystopian future", and has done so since 1971. There is no inherent value to a US dollar besides the federal government saying "trust me bro".

I think you just accidentally created conventional money again

I believe you're referring to Rai stones:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones?wprov=sfla1

It's very close to how fiat currency works IRL.

How about a society that trades and exchanges goods and services for boulders .... and an infinite number of imaginary boulders that don't exist at all.

You'd record the transfer by adding it to the rockchain?

The Triganic Pu is a unit of galactic currency, with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. This is simple enough, but, since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change.

This is not true; Bitcoin is open source and you don't have to guess whether such line is there or not.

It is not.

Mostly likely isn't, I follow the account. Most of the time they post very obviously outlandish fake facts, sometimes smaller fake facts and sometimes innane ridiculous real facts. That's their gimmick "low quality".

I think it's made up.

If you look closely, "Low Quality Facts" is the source.

Yeah. I fail to see how it could even be true on a conceptual level.

If it were true, what would happen on that day, or probably a few days prior, is that there would be many new Bitcoin forks that use the same transaction history (and thus the same balances) as Bitcoin. After possibly a short scramble and chaos, one or potentially multiple of those forks would then be seen as the Bitcoin while the rest fade to obscurity.

Cryptocurrencies, especially big ones, fork all the time. All it takes is an individual who wants to make a fork. Yes, that means if you have any currency on that chain before the fork, you'll have that same amount on both currencies after the fork. In the rare case where both blockchains after the fork hold any value/respect though, this gets EXTREMELY funny if someone had an NFT on that chain before the fork. Now they have two NFTs (one on each side of the split) and could sell them to separate people, or keep one and sell one, etc.

For clarity: when I wrote "fork" above I was talking about "hard forks" specifically.

I prefer Diet BTC or BTC Zero.

Real money is backed by a country’s respective economy - its an IOU from the government

Bitcoin is an IOU backed by nothing

That’s pretty rudimentary but it explains it

Due to the quality of the facts, I assume proof will be hard to find.

source is on github but good luck finding that line for yourself

This is a satire account