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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That’s why I orgasm uncontrollably when I smell dumpster juice.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Sweet motherfucking Christ.....that username. Looool

[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Ahhh.....fuck....I used the wrong words....I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soon enough you'll be like "some feet are better than others"

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pirat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Pesticides I drink...

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah don't group me with those dirty feet people /s

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about clean feet people?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Dirty now .. jfc

[–] dave@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya'll we're right.

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dave@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What’s the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:

What's the difference between a stork?

Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

both are nevar put backwards

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why am I not racist or have a foot fetish?

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You haven't been truly taught to shitpost.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Then it needs to stay like that if I want to keep my sanity.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You got taught morality before shit posting. Something that happens to many people before they enter kindergarten.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

So having a foot fetish is linked to learning to shitpost?

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if I'm already both of those things and I learn to shitpost?

Purely hypothetically of course

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Double the feet double the racist

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Did you mean squared

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

does it cancel out?

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you teach a transwoman to shitpost?

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Racist, and develops a footish

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can excuse the racism, but having a foot fetish is just unacceptable.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I mean I’m not into it but like, I’ve always assumed it’s a submissive association to people stepping over you or smth

[–] loki_d20@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It's just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 15 points 11 months ago

Son, do you know where you are?

Do you need help getting to safety?

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You are on a shitposting sub