this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] Placid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BARB COME BACK MY HOG STILL CRANKS IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE MORE TO GET IT GOING NOW AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Placid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

PILLS AND SHEER M'FING WILL! AROOOOOOO!

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

CRANKING ONES HOG IS A STATE OF MIND

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRANK AND BEANS BRO. IF YOU'RE STILL PACKING HEAT I'D SUGGEST GETTING A PROPER HOLSTER TO AVOID ANY MORE SELF PERFORATIONS.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m an Uncle Mike’s holster fan and I’ll die an Uncle Mike’s holster fan (probably caused by an Uncle Mike’s related ND).

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

STILL CRANK SPIRITUALLY AROOOO CUMMING GHOSTS

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Most relatable meme

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I know some trans women who joke about DIY bottom surgery.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t get this shit. But yall have fun

AROOOOOOOO!

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This post doesn't legally have the right to slap as hard as it does.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

NOW WHY WOULD YOU GO DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, you're supposed to do that at the Waffle House instead.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Is this the bitter end for Brad?

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you John Stamets from the Full House show?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I... What? You mean John Stamos?

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think you're legally allowed to be confused by anything after posting this meme.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

New York's hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I was just trying to get on the post's level.