Aggravationstation

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[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One hammed clamping

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, there's actually a place called Kickapoo, I thought Tenacious D made it up

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I thought they came from a can, and they were put there by a man, in a factory down town

My apologies, I was thinking about castration only from my own perspective

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 27 points 5 days ago (5 children)

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy... or castrated, both suck frankly.

If I had access to the human ones I'd have those for breakfast but until then I'm just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(

Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I rub your bulge on my face so you don't have to...

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be more like "Wah Wah... AAAAAAAAAAH!

I just keep imagining it looking up and reading the comment, saying "Well, I never..." and putting on a top hat before scuttling off backwards.

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't need a ho

I'll happily knead that dough

I'll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin'

 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

 

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

 
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