Your paper: “Ask me about watercooling”
Your accessory: water spray bottle
When anyone asks you about watercooling give them a little spritz
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Your paper: “Ask me about watercooling”
Your accessory: water spray bottle
When anyone asks you about watercooling give them a little spritz
That's funny, good one!
You could always just go as "End User" which is just a name tag and introduce yourself by quoting Taylor Swift (like the average end user):
"It's me. Hi, I'm the problem, it's me."
Sly reference to PEBCAK.
If you want to put a little effort into it.
Put on a T-shirt backwards with the name tag on the back saying “end user”
Wear sunglasses you drop down when somebody notes it and ask “hey… why’d you turn off my pc?”
Have a wallet with a bunch of printed out “ad” cards (blurred and heavily pixelated NSFW, 1000th customer, free phone, antivirus warning, etc. so you can show them all the important things you’ve been offered and “saved”
Bonus points for tapping them and commenting that it’s their fault for your stuff not working.
I just got off work and you're here bringing me back writing ptsd for that party of programmers
Nametag that says “GitHub CoPilot” and if anyone asks you to “help them with their code” answer like you’re Clippy from MS Word
Go as the Blue Screen of Death: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_screen_of_death
Now that's spooky! 🟦😱
Wear all blue clothes, and get a copy of the screen printed (not on your home printer) to wear on your chest.
Error 404: Costume Not Found is a classic.
Disappointed this isn't the top response
It's the old but gold option
You could print out your PGP public key. Niche AF, but if I saw this person at a party I’d high five them.
I'd give a handshake
Underrated comment
pipe output to dev/null and dont speak all night
Alternately, pipe output to "Notepad" and speak by writing your thoughts on a notepad all night.
What's a ghost's favorite data type? a BOOlean!
What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?
A Hobbyte!
old pun by now but I still love it :P
"ITs secret weapon:" Picture of power button
Or
While True{
give_booze("*");
}
*Include your favorite drink here
Might be fun to rig the power button so if someone presses it, that song from the Transformers animated movie starts playing...
If NotDrunk: GiveBooze("*") Else: GiveBooze("water")
Edit:Formatting is jumbled. Can't be arsed to fix it
Warning: water turned into wine. This functionality is deprecated and may not be your intention. It will be removed in the year 50AD update .
Wear a facemask with 255.255.255.0
and/or /24
sharpied on it and if anyone asks, tell them you're complying with mask mandates
How about two pieces of paper (based on a t shirt I saw once)... paper on your front, with < BODY >
, and second piece of paper with < /BODY >
on your back. Made me laugh when I saw it :)
Edit: the tags keep being deleted... perhaps it is readable now...
if CanReadThis = true { TooClose = true }
Feel free to make it look like proper code lol, I don't know how to program :P
Most programming languages uses = to copy a value into whatever whatever you put on the left side. You did it with TooClose, which you set to true.
But when you compare values as you do with the if statement, you need another operator, otherwise CanReadThis will be set to true and the if statement will always run (or syntax error), making it unnecessary.
Compare operators are typically == and/or === and some languages uses their own like ‘eq’ or other exciting ways.
Languages and compilers works in different ways, but your program could look like this. (When comparing a Boolean you don’t need the operator, you can just write the variable since it’s either true or false)
If (CanReadThis) { TooClose = true; }
Lol ty for the help!
Decided to write it in python for brevity.
if you.can_read_this():
you.is_too_close = True
though if you know what you're doing, you'd be more likely to do something like
you.is_too_close = you.can_read_this()
Ty ty.
In case of twitter (x) boss appearing: Emergency printout of last 30 days code:
print("Hello world!");
/* I'm so fired... */
Depending on your VCS of choice you could write “⛔️Change Requested” which strikes fear in all developers as another round of feedback and review is needed on your pull request.
If you want something scary, go with a shirt that's a stack trace about an error on line 9376.
If you want something funny, look at deranged as possible with a shirt that says "stakeholder" or "end user".
"I wish I was 127.0.0.1" sounds perfect for the situation
~"Select shirt from closet where clean == true"
"Select finger from hand where index=3" if you are cheeky
"+1 cold resistance, +1 style, +1 armor" if it's a gaming group
"418" with a picture of a teapot, fringe but it's the unique http error code