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LF cheesy oneliners for my Halloween costume (feddit.de)

submitted 11 months ago by HandEiBallMann@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Hi guys, I know this is kind of an odd request, but I need your help.

I just got invited to a Halloween Party by good friends and I'm really not big on the costume stuff. I usually just wear a piece of paper around my neck with some sort of "joke" on it.

So there will be a lot of programmers and computer scientists at this party and that's where I need you guys help. I need ideas for cheesy Programmer Humor kind of oneliner jokes I can easily fit on a normal piece of paper.

I'm kinda looking for stuff recognisable by most, but too niche for me to come up with it myself.

I have none to superficial understanding of programming languages, but I really don't need an explanation of the joke. If sb asks, I'll just come up with something.

I hope you guys can help me out with that.

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[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"ITs secret weapon:" Picture of power button

While True{
    give_booze("*");
}

*Include your favorite drink here

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Might be fun to rig the power button so if someone presses it, that song from the Transformers animated movie starts playing...

"You've got the touch. You've got the power! Yeah!"

[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If NotDrunk: GiveBooze("*") Else: GiveBooze("water")

Edit:Formatting is jumbled. Can't be arsed to fix it

[–] n00b001@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Warning: water turned into wine. This functionality is deprecated and may not be your intention. It will be removed in the year 50AD update .