this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I'm having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.

[–] demonquark@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Removing the picture is not going to stop impure thoughts about Picards

All Picards? What about Picards by marriage, because as I get older Marie Picard starts looking better.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trust me, I felt deep shame once I laid eyes on Riker. Deep deep shame.

... deep, deep something, at any rate.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Temba with his tits hanging out

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somewhere, Captain Jellico is having an aneurysm.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The worst part is Captain Jellico is wearing the same uniform.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You two are too much 😆

[–] USSTuring@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot Riker's chest hairs!

[–] exohuman@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I was thinking the same thing. They did Riker wrong, haha.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This style looks the most normal on Worf.

[–] exohuman@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

Not against this uniform at all, I must say. Maybe they will bring back the cleavage in the next series.

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Zips up

I think I preferred Jean-Luc Rockhard in Jumanji over this horror show.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Data can get it

[–] Nahvi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What did I do to deserve this treatment?

No Jamaharon for the rest of the day!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Coy Worf in the back, trying to be modest using his baldric to cover himself.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Give Picard some LEDs down there from his artificial heart and time spent as Locutus

[–] GeekFTW@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brb grabbing Tony Starks arc reactor. He doesn't need it anymore

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Swole Picard is barely in uniform

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The only inaccuracy is Riker looking unhappy in the picture.

Stop that. It’s silly!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Combine this with skants and you have one sexy, sexy crew.

[–] livus@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you have Zapp Brannigan.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] ReMikeAble@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Well hello Dr. Crusher!

Cannot unsee!!

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can see Deanna's nipples.

We all did 20 years ago.