Idiocracy
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Schindler's List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It's all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what's right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.
"Contact" for a similar reason. It's a mix of all motivations, along with people's general mistrust of each other.
Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn't worth it!
Office space.
Koyaanisqatsi or Baraka, since I'm guessing they won't understand English nor indeed any human language.
Life of Brian, no doubt
The meaning of life too
300
Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.
My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y'all need to find a better diplomat than me.
Idiocracy
Don't Look Up - https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_look_up_2021
Sort of summarizes the total shit-show that current politicians and billionaires are responsible for.
Independence Day.
I'll tell them it was a documentary. Or at least based on a true story.
Independence Day. Tell them it's a documentary.
Idiocracy.
Just the entire Cunk on Earth series.
100% factual information about human history.
Orgasmo. The '97 one, not the '69 one. ... fuck it, also the '69 one. Make it a double-feature.
Shocked nobody's mentioned 'Mars Attacks.'
Schindler's List
Not a movie exactly, creators asked some basic questions and invited people to submit footage from a single day in July 2010. Exciting or mundane, anything.
Itβs really well put together and always gives me a refreshed perspective on my place in the world.
They did it again in 2020, during the pandemic.
Spaceballs
Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don't put up with aliens tryin' to pull any shit.
The Gods Must Be Crazy. I think it shows the absurdity of our modern civilization in a lighthearted way.
You should show them my latest movie that I can't promote right now.
They would be so confused, it would be hilarious.
Arrival I think would be a great choice.
Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
The Invention of Lying
Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
I just came here to upvote every "Idiocracy" comment
If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke's Connections.
Or Cunk on Earth. It's a toss-up.