GreasyTengu

joined 1 year ago
[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

ah, makes sense why it wouldn't take the playlists i exported from youtube then.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 95 points 11 months ago (11 children)

In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain's men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks "What the fuck is a Lommy?" Which became a little bit of a meme.

"What the fuck is a Lemmy" is a spin off meme of that sort of.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

cant wait to see what the seagull will do!

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like "Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him".

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, if you are looking to use reddit without supporting it, your best bet is to:

-1 Browse with ad blockers so they get no revenue from you.

-2 Never post anything. A post is free content for them. If you have to ask a question, delete the post afterwards.

-3 Never comment on anything. Again, that's free content for Reddit. If you have to comment, delete it after a few days.

-4 Never up/down vote anything, or report anything. Reddit wants you to curate their content for free, fuck that!

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