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Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Passengers, reportedly including the one suffering diarrhea, were allowed to re-board after an eight-hour delay [...]

God damn if I was the person who did it, I'm not sure I'd want to get back on and just have people stare at me with contempt and disgust for an entire international flight.

Alternately, I might feel obligated to suffer along with everyone else, all things considered.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way I'd be boarding that flight in either role. If it happened once it can happen again!

[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just keep hearing "smell of vanilla shit" in my head and I'm like, "Naw, I'm good. I'll sleep at the airport and try to catch an early flight tomorrow." Haha

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I know that smell: I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

Trauma like that'll make you grow up fast.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

🤢

[–] TotallyNotJohnSmith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Upvote, but ewwww... I remember that smell....

[–] DoisBigo@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 1 year ago

Unless they refund me, I'm boarding. Can't afford to throw away an air ticket.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A person had a medical emergency, it sucks, but to treat them like they did something purposefully wrong, or that they should feel ashamed, is not just pointlessly mean, it's ableist, too.

[–] _bug0ut@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you're chiding me or not, but in case you are: I quite literally put myself in their shoes in the post you're responding to.

And for the record, without going into the horrifying details, I lived a very similar situation at a really nice hotel on a work trip. I had the luck of being alone and able to clean it up on my own without anyone noticing but for that 45 minutes where I frantically ran to a 7/11 to buy paper towels and hand sanitizer as a stand-in for proper cleaning product and then frantically cleaned it up like MacGuyver was just handed a single thread and a thimble to diffuse a bomb, I dreaded more than anything that someone would see before I had a chance to take care of it.

I agree that it would be cruel to treat that person any differently because they had an unavoidable accident that caused all this, but people suck. And even if everyone was super understanding, I'd still be absolutely mortified as the person who did it.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Do you have IBS?

Regardless, I know someone with IBS, and yes they constantly are embarrassed by their incontinence.

This person wasn't "treating" them differently, they were exhibiting empathy.

You should probably learn how to tell before jumping to conclusions. My advice would be to read a book, or anything that wasn't written on an online forum.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And people are going to do it. Surprise!

[–] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, shit.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

Literally so

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This article is not making it clear what happened. Diarrhea in the seat, aisles? They had to turn back because quantity, smell, or passenger dehydration?

Edit: seems one of the links shows the carpet.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Roger, Roger.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They do actually. Right at the top they explain that

"Passengers re-board flight to Spain after eight-hour delay while social media posts describe flight crew mopping up mess"

There's also a video linked that show a trail of diarrhea in the aisles

https://twitter.com/fl360aero/status/1699209346725343743

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god, it's worse than I imagined.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh my god, it’s worse than I imagined.

It's the smell.

Alternatively . . .

It's only smellz.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You've brought me way, way back.

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is that possible? It HAD to have been a kid running without pants on staining the whole aisle… right?

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 1 year ago

I can imagine that they were making a mad dash for the toilet and didn't make it. They thus were leaking it along the aisle while still trying to get there.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That link is staying blue

[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You made better choices than I did

[–] getynge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having diarrhea on a plane is like my worst nightmare times 11 and this article isn't helping

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah bruh I am STOKED to spend hours on a plane a month from now to go to a fucking destination wedding for my cousin.