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[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This article is not making it clear what happened. Diarrhea in the seat, aisles? They had to turn back because quantity, smell, or passenger dehydration?

Edit: seems one of the links shows the carpet.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They do actually. Right at the top they explain that

"Passengers re-board flight to Spain after eight-hour delay while social media posts describe flight crew mopping up mess"

There's also a video linked that show a trail of diarrhea in the aisles

https://twitter.com/fl360aero/status/1699209346725343743

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god, it's worse than I imagined.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh my god, it’s worse than I imagined.

It's the smell.

Alternatively . . .

It's only smellz.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You've brought me way, way back.

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is that possible? It HAD to have been a kid running without pants on staining the whole aisle… right?

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 1 year ago

I can imagine that they were making a mad dash for the toilet and didn't make it. They thus were leaking it along the aisle while still trying to get there.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You made better choices than I did