Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. π
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Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.
Oof. That movie was one hell of ride.
Which movie?
"The Gods Must be Crazy"
The sentinelese see right through that bullshit. Leave them alone.
At this point I'm getting concerned with the amount of climate change we've got going on if they may be forced to relocate in the not too distant future
Relocate? To where? The whole planet is fucked, not just the tropics.
The highlands of scandinavia should be safer than most and might suit them, with rΓΈmmegrΓΈt and hallingdans on Hardangervidda
Including the majestik mΓΈΓΈse
Pacific Northwest is probably okay that's why we are trying to build dual power to replace the government when it collapses and fight the Nazis who want to do the same
Did you forget what happened there last summer?
Do you live here? Probably okay means survivable, literally over a billion people will die if they can't move from the unsurvivable parts
I don't need to live in a place to know that heat domes, droughts, and rampant wildfires do not describe a place that's "probably survivable." You will not be able to live there 15-20 years from now.
I both live there and am planning to survive, and keep as many people alive with me as I can, have fun with whatever you're doing buddy
You can plan whatever you want, it doesn't change reality.
You're the one who is denying reality. I will be keeping my community alive through mutual aid and I hope your selfish ass perishes lmao
This would be the best reason to contact, not to convert them as Christian goons are trying to do
It won't work if we are already their demons.
Already happened with cargo cults didn't it.
No - drone light shows weren't used in cargo cults
You don't say! I hope my meaning was clear.
You don't know that.
You gotta go all the way and also get a few LRAD devices to project the voice of God.
But if the tribe is uncontacted no one outside the tribe can speak their language
That's not necessarily true. They may speak the same language, or a very similar language as/to a tribe nearby that is contacted.
They've even constructed fake airfields and hand carved wooden headphones to simulate air traffic control. Wild.
Starlink is probably already causing some inadvertent tribal child sacrafices
...or not
AINZ OOAL GOWN!!!
Or don't, because your forefathers are the reason why they want to stay uncontacted in the first place.
If you haven't you should read up on cargo cults. Very interesting phenomenon.
It can only go wrong for the lands my people will conquer for me >:D
Or you could rot in prison instead.