That's nuts.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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*these were nuts
You can kill someone by squeezing their balls?
Yes, see since pee is stored in the balls, if you squeeze them too hard they can rupture, causing the pee to enter into the blood stream. Pee in the bloodstream can result in death of humans.
I believe you because zoidberg is a doctor
Def my favorite daft punk song
These are the tactics they don’t want us to know
Yes, though it's very small chance, the pain can be so intense that people can come into shock or even cardiac arrest from that.
The piss is immediately squeezed out into the circulatory system, inducing rapid death
Pee is stored in the balls
I assume that a person can bleed out from a hematoma.
When tenants unions are not possible, I guess the alternative is individualist adventurism. This is good news to indicate that the material conditions are getting bad enough that individuals are inadvertantly doing propaganda of the deed. The poor woman probably attacked this landlord's genitals because he could very well have been asking for sexual favors when she couldn't pay rent.
Yeah i also wondered what was exactly happening in order for her to grab his balls of all things.
He was a landlord and a riot cop?
She hit two targets with one arrow!
Two balls, one shaft
That's fair
So did the landlord die from nut squeezing or did the nuts die? Either way good for her 💅
I looked up the article and the landlord died because she was literally dragging him around by the balls
fuck that's so brutal, i love it
No way, that’s so metal!
I'm now reminded of that tacticool boomer nazi that tazed his own balls to death during the Jan 6 circus. 
He WHAT? Do you have a link to anything on that because it sounds hilarious! I would search it myself, but I don't want to google 'nazi tazing his own balls'
You don't want to search for that? I feel like that'd be a point of pride in my search history.
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Imagining if the landlord were also a pirate
Omfg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
She sure did save big money.
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El Mao
Nothing to do, this is a civil matter
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Living the American dream
You can die from that?! 😨
Yeah, though its rare, the pain can be so intensive it can put you in shock or cardiac arrest, there's case where it happened even to healthy 17 year old boy in Ireland - so if that landlord had problems with heart it could killed him.
If you cause enough trauma to cause bleeding or internal bleeding, definitely. Groin bleeds can have a very high mortality, there is obviously a lot of blood flow in that area. There's a high proximity to your femoral artery as well.
your testicles can die at least