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[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You can kill someone by squeezing their balls?

[–] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yes, see since pee is stored in the balls, if you squeeze them too hard they can rupture, causing the pee to enter into the blood stream. Pee in the bloodstream can result in death of humans.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe you because zoidberg is a doctor

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[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Def my favorite daft punk song

[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

These are the tactics they don’t want us to know

Yes, though it's very small chance, the pain can be so intense that people can come into shock or even cardiac arrest from that.

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The piss is immediately squeezed out into the circulatory system, inducing rapid death

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Pee is stored in the balls

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I assume that a person can bleed out from a hematoma.