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My main server is named Postulate (an idea that you assume for the sake of argument), my desktop is named Axiom (a proved postulate), and my backup server is named Corollary (an idea that follows from an axiom).

What are your computers named, and why?

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[–] Rescuer6394@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm not good with names.

my server's name is... server

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[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago
  • poweredge-t620-0
  • poweredge-t620-1
  • poweredge-r520-0
  • macbook-2011
  • pi-0 through pi-3

having read all these other comments, i'm now feeling like i should come up with a more creative naming scheme... for what it's worth, my phone is named bob.

[–] OrangeCorvus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Calculon - Workstation

Flexo - Gaming laptop

Bender - Intel Nuc/HTPC

Hmm my Synology NAS is called Syn, I need to find a more appropriate name for it.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I name mine after Futurama characters because there's a lot of them and I found a cool icon set to use.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Damnit, I'm boring af. Machines are named by their model for laptops/consumer devices and buy their CPU for home built stuff.

Except for Crimson-Binome.local 🏴‍☠️

My PC is called "Powderkeg" because it keeps blowing up on me.

[–] dmoonfire@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A five character name in the form of CVCVC that doesn't show up as a common English word. The main reason is that I want my colmena and host names to be nicely lined up, there is a lot of space in there, and it happens to be the pattern of a race of telepaths in my fantasty world where telepathy is loosely based off of IPv6 addresses and REST and remote RPC calls.

Previously, my computer names were based on Lojban gismu based on their use, so names like fraxu (forgive), briju (office), etc.

On the other hand, my dad's computer names are: bob, bob2, bob3, bob4, bob5, bob6, bob7, bob8, steve, bob9, bob10, bob11, bob12, bob13, bob14, bob15, and bob16.

My mother's company were all named off of international currencies (we were doing a stock trading project), so dollar, mark, franc, pound, euro, etc.

My other dad's computers are named after logical constructs: axiom, theory, etc. He was a scientist.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I like your other dad! I'm also a scientist.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

My personal use computers are named after characters from the manga Tearmoon Empire Story, MiaLuna (storage server) - Anne (home desktop) - Ludwig (laptop).

My phones were named after JJBA characters (Jonathan Joestar - Joseph Joestar - Speedwagon)

Small form factor computers for automation are typically named after their purpose, without anything creative (PiMirrorDNS, PineKodi, PiPocket)

[–] pimeys@social.nauk.io 5 points 1 year ago

@JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml @selfhost@lemmy.ml some version of cat sounds: meowmeow, purrpurr, naunau, etc.

[–] b9chomps@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't name my computers, but usually name my OS drive Brain and the media drive Pinky.

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[–] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My PC is named Shai'tan, and my laptop Astraea. As for why, it's because I am into fantasy.

Are you crazy, naming the Dark One like that?!

[–] FishInABarrel@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Desktop: Cerberus (triple monitors)
Media server: Alexandria
Firewall: Hadrian

[–] MattMckenzy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like I can't be the only immature one here...

My NAS is called AY-NAS.

I've got a bunch of Rpis named things like DANK-SBC, WONK-SBC and RAW-SBC.

[–] grant@toast.ooo 5 points 1 year ago

All my servers are named after colors

Then my vms are ingredients to an omelette

[–] gerdesj@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once named a load of servers for a helicopter company in the UK with elements. The cluster nodes were copper, silicon, etc. The cluster itself was called iron. The volumes were labelled fe_function.

It worked - it was easy to read and the bits that implied "cluster" were grouped appropriately. All the other servers had random elemental names unless they were associated in some way, in which case the group would be used. The engineers (real engineers with oil or distressingly nasty lubricants in their veins) loved it - it made sense, without being too quirky. It was very legible.

When those systems were hoicked out and replaced, the usual nonsense was applied: 2 char country code + 2 char site code etc etc ad nauseam. Followed by my absolute pet hate: 01. Oh so you might need 99 domain controllers? Yes you might, but not on one site.

Let's face it, it is mostly AD admins who don't get hostnames. I blame MS - their docs and blogs strive to be ... authoritative or at least look so. An entire generation (possibly two) of sysadmins have been sold up the river by MS and their wankery.

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[–] max@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Really uncreative, but: $myInitials-desktop $myInitials-server $myInitials-laptop

With my username being…. $myInitials. Surprising, really. Boring, but consistent. :)

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody has said it... so I have to say it

Cattle not pets!

All my machines are named 'localhost', welcome to 127.0.0.1 farms

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

hydrogen, helium, lithium and beryllium

I name my machines after planets in the Dune universe.

[–] nitneroc@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used fictional locations:

  • Server 1: valinor
  • Server 2: terminus
  • Main pc: isla-nublar

Users are named after movies or tv shows characters when I'm not using my name

[–] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My personal PCs/VMs are named after fairies from Pixie Hollow. (Silvermist, Zarina, Rosetta)

I've got menus and stuff orange on Rosetta. :)

[–] paradox2011@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Desktop - thebox
Server - thecloud
Phone - thewand
Tablet - theportal
Home assistant - theoracle

Not too creative, but it works.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Game console/system/computer. The DM.

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[–] dewritochan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

framepuncher for the desktop

smolmac for the macmini running all the things that would be more at home on an rpi if the mac hadn't been 50 bucks when pi's were in three digits

the nas is Steve, formerly Ralph. Ralph became the router.

[–] therealbabyshell@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My Nas is named Optimus my Mac Plex server is named Macsimus

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Servers and computers get Ankh-Morpork street names.

The robot vacuum cleaner is GLaDOS.

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 3 points 1 year ago

I started at the top of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States and only take their first names, right now I'm at:

jeena@Abraham:~$ hostname
Abraham
[–] silentdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like swords
Odachi - Server
Katana - Desktop
Wakizashi - Laptop
Tanto - Phone

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I give them all Warhammered Latin hostnames like TABULARIUM-MAGNUS.

[–] Scrath@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

My Proxmox server is named Atlas, as the titan holding up my network.

My VMs on the proxmox server are named:

  • TrueNAS (I didn't have a good name)
  • Poseidon for my docker server (Something something docker -> whale -> ocean)

I also have a raspberry pi running for testing out some stuff. It's named Eileithyia after the greek goddess of birth.

[–] ShustOne@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

My main PC is all white (by coincidence) so I named it Minas Tirith

[–] McNasty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh god.

Mine are:

  • Livingroom
  • Basement
  • Bedroom
[–] thomasdouwes@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I like to have different naming schemes for different device classes.
Desktop computers: Greek gods
Laptops: Elements of the periodic table
Cloud servers: Norse gods
Home servers: Planets of the solar system
Raspberry Pis: Greek titans

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My desktop is Aperture My wife's desktop is Dovahkiin My wife's laptop is Lyndis The printer is Vaarsuvius The firewall is GlaDOS The file server is Atlantis

[–] MrMagnesium12@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

My systems have names of Jupiter's moons. The main devices are named like the four Galilean moons.

[–] lco@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lazarus: My desktop PC that randomly died one day and would only work again after literally every component was replaced.
Akamas: My Fairphone 4, named after the son of Theseus, which was my Fairphone 3.

[–] silentdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you should have named your desktop Theseus because of his ship.

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[–] rutrum@lm.paradisus.day 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything starts with rum, like my username, for some reason. My phone is "rumpixel" and my desktop is called "rumtower".

[–] dM9sxNPexK3bwZS@lemmy.sdfeu.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But your username starts with rut not rum.

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[–] NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My computer? Nikkis-pad, cause it always sat ontop of my big ol desk mousepad.

My phone???
Cream daddy of the abyss.

No I will not tell you why

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

All ~60,000 servers are given 32-bit UUID's a few servers that I often SSH into will be given friendly cnames like "bastion1" or "ansible" or something like that.

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

I currently only have a craptop, but I've settled on naming them after elements, vaguely based on the power of the machine. My craptop is called hydrogen. I also have a full installation on a USB drive called quark, being less than a full machine/element.

[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

London Underground themed. Where possible the station name somewhat reflects the purpose of the machine. Some names are shortened.

  • Bank: NAS server
  • Barbican: Jellyfin server
  • Paddington: Pi-hole
  • Piccadilly: Raspberry pi
  • Heathrow: Proxy manager

Wireless access points named as DLR stations.

Network hardware named as Underground lines.

Station names can be chosen based on their zone to indicate physical location. Zone 1 in the house etc.

[–] nxn@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Punt speedchunk (MST3K reference)

[–] tarneo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My servers have names of Spanish words humorist El Risitas says in his mythical video where he laughs with no real reason.

The biggest server is named "cocinero", because I can (jokingly) easily imagine a very fat cook.

Then there is plancha, a lenovo thinkcentre which has the size of a plank.

My raspberry pi's have names of tapas: chorizo, keso etc.

[–] ArtisinalBS@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Question:
Let's say I do give my computers a fancy name in /etc/hostname - what do I need to do in order to use the hostname while ssh?

It's not like I have a domain controller resolving the hostname back to an internal ip...

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