DrWeevilJammer

Others have covered the definition of a corn dog.

A "cron dog" however, is when you use cron to schedule a dog command, which is an updated version of the cat command installed via the moreutils package that provides additional features such as colorized output and line numbering, making it more versatile.

THIS HAS BEEN A DUMB LINUX FACT

Starbucks does not directly support the RNC. But that doesn't mean that Starbucks' lobbying money doesn't primarily support Republicans. Per the PDF you linked, the majority of Starbucks' contributions to lobbying organizations went to those that donate at least 75% of their lobbying to Republicans.

From your link: National Restaurant Association: 75% of all donations to Republicans; 50% of Starbucks' donations to this organization went to lobbying Business Roundtable: "75 percent of donations from the median chief executive were directed to Republicans"; 40% of Starbucks' donations to this organization went to lobbying

Edit: Added the word "lobbying" before "money" in the first paragraph. Should have been in the original.

That would be a very satisfying ticket closure

My understanding is that EU regulators had an issue because Windows Defender rolled out kernel mode/kernel data protection, which gave Microsoft a de-facto monopoly in that market segment if no one else was allowed to use the same technology in their products.

Microsoft complaining that the Crowdstrike incident was the EU's fault is an argument in favor of a Microsoft monopoly, which the EU has been pretty consistently against, and EU opposition to this should not have been a surprise to Microsoft.

That would be awesome, but I'm pretty sure the Chief Justice would preside over that trial

Sounds like a job for Triangle Man

$25 + subscription and/or SD card

I'm not saying this is what the backup batteries on my modem and in my rack are specifically for, but it would definitely prevent downtime from a Droney McTinFoil von Transformer scenario

Copacetic, one might even say

Fuckin' Lars, man

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are call-

NEW! MR BEAST BURGERS AVAILABLE AT STORES NEAR YOU!! -ing,

From glen to glen and down-

MOUNTAIN DEW!!! DO THE DEW!! DEW IT NOW!!-the mountainside,

The summer's gone and all the flowers are-

ARE THESE YOUR CHIPS?!? NO!! THEY ARE NACHO CHIPS!! PUT THE NEW NACHO PRINGLES IN YOUR MOUTH!! -dying