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[–] zAkk@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We are in a climate emergency that must be drastically dealt with immediately.

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might even go so far as plant a few policies in their heads. "We are in a climate emergency, and we should address it immediately with policies such as carbon tax-and-dividend, ending subsidies for harmful industries such as fossil fuels and industrial agriculture, investing in both established and promising renewable energy sources such as solar and wind and tidal and geothermal, reducing our dependence on cars with more electrified public transport and denser urban design, and encouraging better urban land use patterns with land value taxes." One sentence = one thought, right?

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure that just putting the message in their heads would make them actually do it. I feel like the (American) right wing party would just start campaigning with "The commie liberals are using Jewish space lasers to plant their eco hoax in our brains! We must vote the out before they use it to turn your children trans!!!!"

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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd go with "Hey, it's God. I actually AM real, but I'm heading out. You guys are on your own from now on, no more afterlife or anything. So be good to each other! Alright, I'm out. (oh, and just some advice? you might want to get ahead of this climate change thing)"

[–] Stuka@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a recipe to stir up religious backlash on insert group here for driving god away

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[–] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions."

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

  • Heavily taxing the rich
  • Enacting drastic climate policy
  • Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
  • Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering our names start similar and that you going to do something about stickers that rip off, I give you my support

[–] ProperlyProperTea@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I also choose this man's Moth

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[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The circumstances might 'prove' to a lot of people that there is

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honk honk it’s the goose

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you imagine the amazing headlines.

"City Agrees Spirit Spoke To Them; Was A Goose"

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I think the only thing that can save humanity from the brink of climate collapse is one rowdy goose

[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Global Γ§onfusion is imminent.

[–] gusVLZ@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Problem with that is that many people are being dicks while thinking that they are not being dicks.

[–] jhn@xffxe4.lol 5 points 1 year ago

Used to have this as the only rule for my Discord server, and it obviously wasn’t clear enough for people to get.

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[–] MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

β€œThe purpose of your life is to make others happy”

Put that in the head of all the β€˜players’.

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[–] McNasty@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!

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[–] zeusbottom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Give them all a vision of the Earth from space. Look at that, all ya sonsa bitches.

β€œYou develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, β€˜Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”

β€” Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut, People magazine, 8 April 1974.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

It's a good idea to have government programs to take care of citizens without requiring any strings to get help.

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Earth is dying and it can live on without us once we are dead.

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[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"On the count of 3, jump!"

I'm just curious to see what would happen.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

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[–] megsmagik@feddit.it 12 points 1 year ago

It’s not a thought but I would put empathy

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The experience of being the victim of real violence. It's pretty clear most people don't really get it. And it's weirdly common for people to have romantic ideas about fighting, revenge, punishment, war, and even torture. I think it would be eye opening.

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[–] artic@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Reject your humanity become a catgirl nyaaa

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

β€œAll you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That Pale Blue Dot speech by Carl Sagan.

[–] WastedJobe@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

"Dammit I just lost The Game"

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Start caring about your privacy, governments and corporations are spying on you

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Send Squirrel money." (With details, of course. Can't have them giving money to some random squirrel.)

[–] djsaskdja@endlesstalk.org 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"hmm, I should try LSD."

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We have to stop killing the ecosystem and each other immediately!

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[–] Rottcodd@lemmy.ninja 6 points 1 year ago

Any argument for your freedom is an argument for everyone's freedom.

[–] mawkishdave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pinky was the real star of pinky and the brain

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[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Whatcha out! He is behind you.

Billions of people turning back at the same time....

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Protect those weaker than you.

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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