Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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Gas: Pooty Booty
I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.
Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗
Good. no scrolly wheely
"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.
It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called "Maybe-baby".
Does it also rhyme in German?
These aren't actually German words. It's just an anglicism for a proper noun. So yes, it does rhyme in German, but only because it's pronounced the English way.
bites tongue
I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, whoosh get a dictionary. It's literally accurate.
bitey taster?
Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don't actually mean this as an insult)... picky pricky?
Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?
Ticker Re-jigger?
Pumper Bumper?
Cats would be furry purries.
Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
Furry purry, furry purry.
Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
Roundy abounty
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I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"
This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.
Like "chai" means tea so :
- "chai shai" = tea and related stuff
- "khana wana" = food and related stuff
- "paisay waisay" = money and related stuff
etc.
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There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD
I'm actually ok with all of them.
Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?
Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!
What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.
And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...
Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?
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feetie heatie actually sounds good
breasty - resty 💀
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Blindy brighty - sun
It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.
CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn't needn't
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
Reddit mistake of cutting off 3rd party apps: diggie whoopsie
Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head
Lol
Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name
I’m going to be using these
But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?
I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.
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