BananaPeal

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What's the most useful thing in the room you're in right now? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

I am Human. See, I have depression too. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes Babe, I am real man

Ratatouille with butterflied corn chicken in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Only if it's made with Fight Milk.

Long and Hard Academic Discourse in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Similar to Pensacola Naval Air Station.

so glad I grew up playing this in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?

How do I know if a medical issue should be addressed by a Clinic Visit, Urgent Care, or the Emergency Room? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I'm in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what's going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it's good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn't require it.

How do you make a mouse glide better on a mousepad? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has "glide" in the name!

If Reddit users are Redditors, are Lemmy users Lemurs? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀

What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Perhaps I should have said "plush dog."

A professional atmosphere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.

What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal "security blanket."

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Best way to tell if you need a shower (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Guy Yoga (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Like a giant Dutch oven (sh.itjust.works)
 
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