The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.
Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.
"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"
So many lightbars...my god. This is someone that hates people.
And is hated by people.
Locally Hated
Universal.
Your username. Delightful!
But I hate people without doing this. Help!
Y'all know this is photoshopped right? The actual truck probably has half the number of light bars. Totally reasonable.
Ah the "I think being an asshole is a personality" person
Switches light bars on, battery shrivels up like an old balloon.
That's no problem, he can hook it up to some spare batteries on the passenger seat. It's not like anybody's going to be sitting there
I'm really glad I live in a place where this driver would get a big fine the first time they're stopped, and most likely get their vehicle impounded if they were seen more than a few days later with the lights still attached.
There's one of these on my street :(
This might be illegal in your area. Might be worth a non emergency call to the cops and let them know the owner always flashes the houses around at midnight not letting people sleep.
Depends on where they live cause the cops might be these same people
Not enough light bars, hard pass.
Light bars are expensive! I'll take what I can get from conquest.
Someone’s afraid of the dark.
BuT I NeED mY TRuCk fOr WOrK 🥴
My buddy is a general contractor and actually does need a truck for his job. Ironically he has a really hard time finding one with a large enough bed for what he needs anymore. Most of the trucks being built now are designed with hauling groceries home from the Costco in mind, not hauling lumber and sheets of drywall.
My brother is in the market for a truck. He wants it to actually put things in the back of it, specifically a motorcycle.
I know that there are trucks out there that have beds big enough, there has to be, but holy moly it's like every truck bed is made for 3 grocery bags and a 6 pack. I can haul more in the back of my GTI then some of these trucks out here. When the hell did they turn so useless??
If I have to hook up a trailer to carry most things what's the point of a truck
Last year I bought a truck with an 8ft bed. Its very unusual to see a single cab long bed truck that's as new as mine (2012) without it being someone's fleet truck, in fact, it's the only one I've seen for sale locally. The next cheapest truck was twice the price, had twice the miles, but it also had a 4 door cab and a little 5 foot bed. It's apparently what most people want.
Also has the mirrors on trailer extension so pavement princess can look bigger but they never connect a trailer
And if they do pull a trailer, it's 20 under the speed limit in the passing lane.
No-one can convince me this person doesn't have brain damage due to lead poisoning.
The larger the exhaust the more things they like in their butt
I drive a Unimog to prove my penis is small but prehensile.
Rims are too narrow