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Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

italian plumber crushing turts

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

Zombie secret agent gets sidetracked by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.

The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

Holy crap this thing is hard, I can't guess any

Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...

That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

Groups of people fight over gravel

I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.

You don't get it, I HAD to fuck my sister. Our kids will be so good at everything

Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.

Person and person and person don't like other person. The person and person and person work Make other person no have place. Make big word. Person big word person big word other person big word other person.

Make big mad. Many time. Person say big word person. Some person make no person. Make finish person and person and person big no happy, maybe big happy. Make big finish.

Inspired by person do thing