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Pro tip: while DNA doesn't last long in urine, why take the risk, when significantly stinkier animal urines for hunting and/or deterrent purposes exist? RollSafeMeme.jpg
I hear you can buy large quantities of super stinky fox urine pretty cheaply online from hunting supplies vendors..
wouldnt this add the risk that one's online purchase history could potentially be discovered and used against you as evidence?
Correct. The safest option is extracting it yourself directly from the fox. This also protects against man in the middle attacks.
From what I’ve seen in furry porn, foxes are the sexiest animals too.
"it's also hot."
/Paris Hilton twirling hair, snapping bubble gum.
Don't listen to this! It doesn't work.
I found a fox, then extracted urine from the man between me and the fox. He still attacked me.
Are you suggesting that cops can determine what kind of urine was used?
I mean if foxes are unusually smelly, someone might guess based on the stench being beyond human ability?
It's used to deter pests so just spray some around your property and report the rest stolen.
Yeah, I'd say if you have anywhere local that would sell it, buy there with cash if you can, otherwise if you're having to buy online try to make your order as least suspicious as you can..
NOT locally... As soon as cops get a match on what type of urine was used and know there's a hunting vendor in town that sells it, they're absolutely going to ask to see cameras if they're seriously investigating for vandalism charges. Drive far away to get it. Far. Away. Then keep in your house, they can't search your garage without a warrant.
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Use Tor or something like that?
I'm sure people more knowledgeable than me know how to cover their tracks so that piss-soaked pigs won't catch them that way 🤷
Why do hunters buy fox urine? Does it attract prey animals?
Seems it's not used by hunters but rather to repel pests. Sorta like Ted Cruz, but pests in stead of humans.
Unfortunately, if it attracts predators, it would likely have the same effect on Ted Cruz
It already would anyway, since he's sexually attracted to animal urine in general.
I see no problem with luring an amorous Ted Cruz towards pissed off armed cops, though. That's what we in the trade call a twofer 😉
Just order a gun with it
I smell your fox and raise you a coyote.
Aww, my very own coyote? Thanks for raising it for me!
Also nice of you to notice Felix, he's been feeling overlooked lately!
My wife got some deer repellent stuff with "putrified egg" in it that I would highly recommend for this purpose.
Only a newb would use fresh urine. The trick is storing it in a jug for awhile to let it ferment and get super stinky. Let it sit in the sun for a few days.
Do it while it is in the tank of the watergun, so you don't get the smell while loading it
I’d think a squirt bottle would be ideal and not a water gun. Throughput is too slow.
Buy range is important. The closer you are to their car the worse chances you have of escaping.
Also super soakers are way too conspicuous. Animal urine in a dollar store squirt gun is perfect. Animal urine actually requires less fluid to be effective.
Some cheap perfume would also do in a pinch, or essential oils mixed with cooking oil.