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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s not really science fiction though.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steampunk has entered the chat

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's a popular one-man show that's been on since 1966.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

I like your funny words, space man

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Londo = space Hitler

... Shit, wrong magazine.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

About her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Um . . Don’t make me ask

[–] z500@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao fucking autocorrect

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

[–] teft@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.