Am I Doing This Right? : risa

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 82 points 11 months ago (17 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

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[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 30 points 11 months ago

how delightful-weyoun

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[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago

I like your funny words, space man

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 46 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You'll turn into us... slowly but surely. Sooner than later you'll think something looks really cool and then look it up on YouTube. You'll look up a few more clips then go "Eh, why not give this show a try." From there it's a slippery slope into bliss, my friend.

Welcome to the subspace fold.

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs... there mesmerizing...

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 27 points 11 months ago (13 children)

I mean doesn't this shit just look super cool?

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 15 points 11 months ago

we are risa resistance is futile-borg cube in big cloud o orange gas w lightning

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I'm finishing the show up this week. I don't regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 43 points 11 months ago

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is accurate because it's pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"Crew of Enterprise finds out they're characters in a TV show" sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

... That's kinda upsidedown Galaxy Quest.

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[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would think he would be well versed in all historical documents?

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[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (17 children)

So many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.

You monsters.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Everyone knows Darth Vader is Frodos dad so no need to

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whatever you do, DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG

q yelling at kid

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.

Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.

[–] MisterChief@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.

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[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.

What an Inspiring place 🖖

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[–] moocow@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

orville white alien dudes chanting watch trek

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Honestly, all the memes is what got me to start watching Next Gen, and I'm so glad I did.

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Wow there are more if us than I thought

[+] IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Posts like this reconcile me to the bad, infinitely-memed guy in a Gorn suit in TOS ‘Arena’.

OP can I recommend Star Trek: Lower Decks as your gateway … to the onscreen franchise. A logical place to start.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Say what you will about Shatner, and a lot of it will be perfectly true and highly applicable, but there are plenty longstanding pro wrestlers who wouldn't have committed as much as he did to selling the fuck out of each one of those glacial smacks.

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[+] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, how do you have access to the internet and never see a single movie/episode?

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

I've also never seen Star Wars, GOT, or any Marvel/DC movies. I kinda just exist inside my own little bubble. Honestly I don't even know what's popular anymore lol

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, plenty of Trekkies don't know/care about what's popular either. That's why we're still making memes about a sixty year old series 🥲

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[–] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm also a Trekster. Or how we say: Trekkerony

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