ettyblatant

joined 1 year ago
[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thank you, kind stranger!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Divorce her immediately.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She was considering speaking up about the teacher having six fingers

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The Shining, then Practical Magic

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indeed. I found it both shallow and pedantic.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Holy crap. I've lived in Portland for the last 2 years and I have been shocked by how unattractive everyone is. I'm not saying I'm a model or anything, but JFC it's like everyone hovers around a 4-5

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The lyrics support this.

Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin' a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin' Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Holy shit this thread

Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"

ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn't pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.

I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lol the account is minutes, maybe hours old. What a silly little troll

 

Hello! I really, really love bok choy, but every time I prepare it it turns a little sour. My intent is to eat it as part of a simple vegetable stir fry.

I love blanching when it comes to green beans/peas, steaming when it comes to Broc/cauli, and stir fried for all else..

What is your favorite way to prepare bok choy to achieve the best crunchy-and-tender texture?

 

I swear, ~~every time~~ most of the time I see someone being particularly rude, ignorant, and inappropriate on a post (usually political in origin, or they swing it to being political) I click on their profile and see it has been created that same day.

They are only there to sow discord. Only to piss people off. Idk if we can just report them (for what?) but I'd like to try exposing them before responding and interacting..

I am guilty of gobbling up the bait. I've started looking at profiles of people that piss me off exceptionally and noticed they're burner bot loser accounts.

I guess i just want to say I've noticed it!

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ettyblatant@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

Sometimes, I open the fridge (or a cabinet) and just see some condiment (mostly hot sauce) and realize it will dictate my diet for the next month.

Like today. I opened my bachelor/nihilist fridge and saw a bottle of Walmart steak sauce. Now, I know, I guess I must eat steak inspired meals, or ground beef inspired meals, or whatever but my favorite is over easy eggs with steak sauce. Or, any sandwich. Also, boiled potatoes, because I am a genius that hates themself. Also green vegetables.

Sriracha is similar. I see it and think, "oh, you TEASE!" and then put on a pot of rice and start blanching all my veggies.

I see some local "Louisiana Hot Sauce" in my hot sauce cabinet? Looks like I'm eating pizza for a few weeks because I love the dipping options.

I'm sure this has been a big, annoying, reddit/Lemmy monstrosity of a conversation already; I just wanted to ask what anyone else was assigned to eat by the Condiment Royal Family/Lineage/deity to obey this morning.

 

Hello! So, I have always joked around with my friends about how when you say a particular word a few times, you start to question if it even is a word, or if it is spelled that way, etc.(think of tubing, or smock as examples) I have noticed in the past few weeks that I (37yr) am having that problem with almost any word that I try to write. We are talking about "and/it/the/Patrick" and whatnot, and it is really making problems for me at work.

Does anyone else have this problem! Does your brain automatically make all words sound fake?

And, yes, all words are made up.. I am talking about the ones that currently reside in common speech.

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