ettyblatant

joined 1 year ago
[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm an elder millennial and I have had absolutely no problem buying goldfish into adulthood. With this change, i'll inevitably be calling them Chilly SeeBas, so idk how much more adult they're going for in my demographic

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Pearl by Josh Malerman (Bird Box).

It's about a pig on a small farm that can seep into your mind and make you do and see terrible things. I picked it up after reading Bird Box and a few other books of his, which I enjoyed. I expected to give up on it based on the silly 80s horror movie premise, but the book is truly demented and creepy and I felt existentially weird after reading it

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

With some violent mustard, this could be something to consider.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks, Meat Cat!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That series is genuinely creepy, and I even screamed out loud once! My girlfriend won't rewatch with me but I probably put that series and it's sister show Haunting of Bly Manor on once a year 👻💨

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What, you don't like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it eating a pork rind?

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Showering is very difficult with broken hands.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ahh, yes. I see you know your judo well.

 

Hello! I really, really love bok choy, but every time I prepare it it turns a little sour. My intent is to eat it as part of a simple vegetable stir fry.

I love blanching when it comes to green beans/peas, steaming when it comes to Broc/cauli, and stir fried for all else..

What is your favorite way to prepare bok choy to achieve the best crunchy-and-tender texture?

 

I swear, ~~every time~~ most of the time I see someone being particularly rude, ignorant, and inappropriate on a post (usually political in origin, or they swing it to being political) I click on their profile and see it has been created that same day.

They are only there to sow discord. Only to piss people off. Idk if we can just report them (for what?) but I'd like to try exposing them before responding and interacting..

I am guilty of gobbling up the bait. I've started looking at profiles of people that piss me off exceptionally and noticed they're burner bot loser accounts.

I guess i just want to say I've noticed it!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by ettyblatant@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

Sometimes, I open the fridge (or a cabinet) and just see some condiment (mostly hot sauce) and realize it will dictate my diet for the next month.

Like today. I opened my bachelor/nihilist fridge and saw a bottle of Walmart steak sauce. Now, I know, I guess I must eat steak inspired meals, or ground beef inspired meals, or whatever but my favorite is over easy eggs with steak sauce. Or, any sandwich. Also, boiled potatoes, because I am a genius that hates themself. Also green vegetables.

Sriracha is similar. I see it and think, "oh, you TEASE!" and then put on a pot of rice and start blanching all my veggies.

I see some local "Louisiana Hot Sauce" in my hot sauce cabinet? Looks like I'm eating pizza for a few weeks because I love the dipping options.

I'm sure this has been a big, annoying, reddit/Lemmy monstrosity of a conversation already; I just wanted to ask what anyone else was assigned to eat by the Condiment Royal Family/Lineage/deity to obey this morning.

 

Hello! So, I have always joked around with my friends about how when you say a particular word a few times, you start to question if it even is a word, or if it is spelled that way, etc.(think of tubing, or smock as examples) I have noticed in the past few weeks that I (37yr) am having that problem with almost any word that I try to write. We are talking about "and/it/the/Patrick" and whatnot, and it is really making problems for me at work.

Does anyone else have this problem! Does your brain automatically make all words sound fake?

And, yes, all words are made up.. I am talking about the ones that currently reside in common speech.

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