From this I have learnt the Wirral is an overpopulated tennis court.
Is that lemonfred?
Wait, you mean, we live in space?
Caught in a landslide?
Maybe they are whale skulls
Is exactly what the American people should be doing
Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.
If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they've had time to sort out all the other drinks first.
No good at likensubs*
Kgatlw?
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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door