Male, but cries at movies.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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That's the manliest thing I've heard of
Male, but cries at YouTube reaction videos when the singing is very good and the reactor agrees.
I have no control of my emotions when watching movies. Aladdin setting the genie free? 😭😭😭😭
There's movies and movies
I'm going to hell for laughing at the bad circumcision option
Shouldn't because it happened in real life. Look up David Reimer.
I looked it up, his life story is terrible but informative and hopefully discouraging many people doing the same to their children/patients.
I read that as "children / parents" and was about to search for this amazing revenge story, but then I read the post again and now I'm disappointed.
Happened (not quite to that extent) but to a friend of mine. He is still male with penis, but erections cause him discomfort to pain and he is unable use his penis for sex. Deeply affected his psyche and relationships.
Are we interpreting the humor as the absurdity of asking identity questions on a form for no reason OR silly trans, there be only two genders?
Up / down vote me respectively, I am curious how often these sort of posts appeal to all sides of the spectrum with different groups interpreting he humor.
Im assuming this isnt a real checklist on any form being used seriously, it smacks of the sort of thing my boomer boss will show me thinking its the funniest thing on earth.
There's a little bit of absurdity in how people tend to make up new gender and sexuality definitions every day just to feel special. At this point the + in lgbqt+ is likely hundreds of different genders and sexualities. 'Gender' is now an identity politics game. If you want to play it that's fine a new gender or sexuality definition isnt hurting anyone but let's not pretend it isnt getting a little out of hand.
I've seen it like Michael pushing diversity training sessions onto the office (US) in the first season. Complete misunderstanding and absurd enthusiasm. I bet he would spend a night educating himself about gender and sexuality on the first resources found in google.
Listen, Dwight. Why would you put a sign saying MALE over your desk?
I insist on keeping it. We, Schruttes, are born Schruttes first, and everything else is out of our concern.
But why? Even Jim picked his new gender. Thrice this lunch, actually. Why don't you play into it to make our space more friendly for gendered people? Just for a day.
But...
You've heard me. Go take a break, and return with a new gender of your choice!
Next scene: a table sign saying GENDER-CONFORMING AMAB DWIGHT KURT SCHRUTE
It a little bit better as a satiric sketch than it is as a boomer humor. Especially, if Michael gets ridiculed for this senselessness in the end, like it happens every time.
The real joke is not just simply giving folks a damn text box!
Yet non binary isn't listed, which I'm guessing is significantly more common than the others.
You think non binary is more common than An Angel From the Movie Dogma? Really?
That term wasn't super well known back 15-20 years ago when this image was made.
i'm guessing the "none" option covers that
That would be "agender". If anything enbies land in the "oThEr" category.
-choose one-
All of the above
Also "Yes"
Canada?
If you die in Canada you die in real life
I read it first as "if you live in Canada you die in real life" 💀
Truly a shit post. :)
Bet
what the liberals want