That would be the dopest snow white ever
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For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.
Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.
Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.
Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.
I'm not sure that threatening to fight Andy Samberg is the best way to sign him into a movie. Then again, I don't know the guy...
He might be interested in checking it out. It would be the nicest gown ever worn in a wrestling match outside a theatre.
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How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.
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I haven't seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure
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OP memes, but this unironically would slap.
"mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?"
I've always thought this would be a great idea. Play everything 100% straight but the actors are completely miscast. Give me Terry Crews as Snow White and I'll actually go see a movie for the first time in like 10 years
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Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in
Here's some others I'd be totally stoked about:
- Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
- Leslie Jones
- Eddie Murphy
- RuPaul
- Charming Taintman
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I'm only watching if it's 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It's just Terry playing Snow White.
Needs to be Steve Buscemi.
He'll play the beast and Danny DeVito will play Gaston
Bro White
Man. I don't watch much movies but I'd watch this 10 times in row. If it's a comedy or better...a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn't.
I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don't like going to the cinema.
No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white
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I'd watch, seems better than 90% of the slop that comes out nowdays.
I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs
Terry loves apples!
How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?
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Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.
And just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞
If we actually got to try some I might like democracy as well.
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I'm only watching if he wins.
I mean if they're going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.
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People would absolutely watch this, you just shouldn't over-expose them to Terry Crews like they did with Dwayne Johnson.
You mean Snowey McSbowface?
Alexandra Daddario as 'Snow White' and Cate Blanchett as 'Evil Queen'.
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