bigmonkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The classic method, claim you'll create thousands of new jobs, butter up politicians, get billions in subsidies, then cut and run!

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Why does it have human ears scared

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nurse joy please help, my onix has started saying racist things and getting really mad when he hears someone speak Spanish

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I look forward to the day when I get bullied by Chinese teenagers for being a dumb monolingual American't who doesn't understand math

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes it's personally made and I'd say it took maybe 4-5 weeks before I was able to write as easily as I can normally but even before that it wasnt hard. You just have to write slower as you're learning. I started practicing it whenever I could. Even my grocery lists are written that way, lol

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hand write with a cipher. Even snoopers won't have a clue what I've written.

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Oh man I am never one to criticize other people's tattoos, unless it's like a swastika or something, but the artist really did her dirty with this one. It's not even level and the letters are mismatched sizes!

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was both of these as a teen and basically still am. I'm also a confirmed loser so this meme checks out!

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The messages continued as late as Tuesday, when he posted: "Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist."

bawllin-sad The world is lesser now that we have lost this great mind

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